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43 Sandra Ashton

Sandra was chatting with a friend at Ian Paice's party; the music was very loud. A diminutive roadie was explaining to his crony just how desirable he found Sandra and what exactly he'd like to do to her. The music stopped suddenly at the very moment he was shouting into his mate's ear... '...Boy I'd love to f*** her!!'.....

Sandra turned imperiously - she is over six feet tall - and studied her own stratum of the area before lowering her eyes to the cringing specimen; the room fell silent as she said...

'Stuart, I heard that! If you ever do - and I find out about it - you'll be in big trouble.'

© Ian Gillan 2004

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