Archive Anecdotage

17 T.V. Ratings

In the U.S. you know what to expect when you turn on the T.V.; always assuming you've studied the T.V. guide carefully. They have T.V.- G, T.V.- P.G., S for Sex and V for Violence. At the moment there is no Z for Zombie but 'they' are planning B.I. for Breath In and B.O. for Breathe Out. These new codes will flash up on the screen at regular intervals, together with the occasional jolt of P.C. outrage; this to stop us getting brain sores.

© Ian Gillan 1996

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