Overdid it with the beer
A cautionary tale....

Deep Purple, Ian Gillan, Gillan, Gillan Glover....

Yes, all of them but the usual proviso of 'in due course' applies, of course. Such is the speed of this 'information age' that we could all know everything immediately but where would the fun be in that?

These don't replace the Wordographies, which also continue apace.

Born Again

'One Eye To Morocco' - the lyrics

Caramba takes the greatest of pleasure in unveiling the complete lyrics for all editions of 'One Eye To Morocco'.

These don't in any way replace the Wordographies, as these are winging their way to your screen at a speed significantly slower than the speed of light.

Go to 'The Complete Lyrics'.

Ian unplugged

...on 'Absolute. Classic Rock'

Was broadcast on Friday 15th May

Ian and compadre Steve Morris play tracks from Deep Purple & 'One Eye To Morocco' unplugged.

Warning: Batteries not included.

LISTEN NOW......click there to hear the 4 songs.

Answers to almost any question. Not everything answered, we're just mean that way. Think of it as random curmudgeonliness - an exercise in self-examination.
March 2009

A Castle full of Rascals - June 2009
Our Parliamentary Correspondent writes. Read on....

She Thinks It’s a Crime
The 'One Eye To Morocco' wordogs continue. Ian on (eventually, probably, who knows) everything - the complete lyrics, in good time.

Negotiating skills

     Another, even bigger fan writes

Biographies

These biographies may be used by journalists.
This has been updated to include edel's latest biog.
This way for.... biographies.

On sending things in to be signed:

A number of people have over time sent unsolicited stuff into either Ian's or DP's management to be signed and returned. Such things can so easily get mislaid or just simply lost in a very busy organisation, which can be very upsetting for those who have sent their items in. Please don't do this as no-one wants to feel responsible for having lost what can be, for the owner, very precious items. Thanks. Steve/ED.

Deep Purple's official website. Click above.

Can't be bothered to use the drop down menus above or the text menus below? Use the search engine, it doesn't bite very often. Mind you, if I could give it teeth I would.

Now, who was it who asked the poor old search engine this question: "could you sing burn". Search engines cannot sing. Take a moment and reflect.

And now......"can you sing in far away places". This search engine still cannot sing. This is clearly a failure in some people's evolution........

At least the latter was asking about the search engine's capability whilst the former, clearly somewhere further down the evolutionary ladder, assumed the capability was there...... ed.

Caramba in translation

Caramba is gradually being translated....

Just so you know when you are: